My friend JB shared, via Facebook, some voicemails he received Saturday on his Google Voice number. The man (I believe his name is Andrew from voicemail number 3) is looking for Tonya. There are six voicemails for you to listen to. Read my recaps. He’s a fast talker.
Voicemail 1: He was selling The Contributer by McDonalds and tried to use $10 of his earnings to put more minutes on his phone. However, the store was closed. He has Tonya’s liquor. He doesn’t drink anymore but he doesn’t judge her for drinking. He has a busy work schedule. He’s cutting trees. He is fearful that Tonya is entertaining another gentleman caller. However, this man is not worth her time if he doesn’t care for her children. He’ll do what he has to do for Tonya. He’ll give her his food stamps. He knows Tonya is tired and he understands. He’s tired too. His body “is tired as hell” and his legs are “swelling up and shit.” Yet, he still wants to see her. He loves her and he cares about her too.
Voicemail 2: Does Tonya still want the liquor he purchased her? Is she asleep? More importantly, is the possible gentleman caller at her house? How are the kids? Does she need his food stamps? Is his competition eating her food? He is waiting to hear from her. He’s at Jack in the Box. A girl that works there lets him charge his phone. He’s waiting for Tonya.
Voicemail 3: Is she mad? He didn’t get Jerome locked up. He’s tired of Tonya always throwing that shit in his face. She never asks how he is doing. However, he ain’t mad at her. If she needs his food stamps, just let him know. She’s not to forget the busy work schedule he keeps with the white man, cutting down trees. He loves her and he loves her kids.
Voicemail 4: He’s running out of minutes. He’s trying to get to her. He has her liquor. Does she need smokes and Coke? Why won’t she answer? He’s just trying to take care of her.
Voicemail 5: Does she want him or not? He just took a shower and is no longer “stanky as hell.” Tonya needs to be aware that as bad as he wants to talk to her, if she keeps refusing to answer his calls, he is going to burn through all his minutes. He has $11.00. Therefore, she needs to pick up the phone. Then, he struggles with hanging up.
Voicemail 6: He’s heading to General Hospital. She needs to call him. He loves her.
I hope JB receives more voicemails. I need to know what happens.