This weekend we attended the 10th Annual Wing Fling. It was pretty tasty.
Though we had a good time and saw some great people, I cannot get over some high level upset. There was a boy that was there with some friends and was wearing a Spring Break t-shirt. I’ve been on Spring Break. PCB has been visited more than once. However, I went nuclear when I saw his shirt.
His Spring Break shirt listed the following: Alcohol, Beach, Molly and Sluts. (Molly is slang for ecstasy. Ecstasy and MDMAs can be used as ruffies for date rape, though not always. However , some people now call ruffies “Molly.”) Putting the word “molly” before “sluts” makes me think you agree with Rick Ross’ music and makes me say curse words I shouldn’t. I was horrified with the guy but my reaction was not what I wish it was either. What I wish I would’ve done is not be paralyzed with “What the hell is he thinking?!” and gone over to tell him to leave. So, if anyone knows this idiot (he’s not cute and he thinks he can pull off a sleeveless shirt with huge arm holes) you need to set him straight.
In related news, a million high fives to Reebok for dropping Rick Ross this week. This is their statement:
“While we do not believe that Rick Ross condones sexual assault, we are very disappointed he has yet to display an understanding of the seriousness of this issue or an appropriate level of remorse.”
Now, if you are a lady and want to wear a shirt that says “slut” this is what you need to buy. Boys should not wear shirts that say “slut.” It appears that some men need to be reminded.
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I hope all y’all got some goods and good cheer Christmas Day. I got some things and I’ll share some of my wish list items I received.
First, I received Zumba Exhilerate. I asked for it for multiple reasons.
- I’ve been calling myself “plump.”
- I have some clothes I’d like to wear.
- I tried Zumba once and felt like an idiot. I would say I have average to potentially (considering how many drinks I’ve had) above average rhythm for a white girl. However, I went to a Zumba class a few years ago and after a few missed steps in super crowded room I decided to count off with my own mixture of the mashed potatoes combined with a little bit of the running man. I knew I needed to do this in the comfort of my home. This is especially true because it comes with a set of
jazz toning sticks.
shake your jazz sticks here
I’m sure this is what I’ll look like in a few months.
original photo here
Second, I got a composter from here. The Mister was not jazzed (he obviously needed to borrow my jazz sticks) when I opened it at my parents house. My mother thought it was something we both wanted. I feel kinda bad for her as she loves The Mister and he was all “No ma’am, I didn’t know she asked for it.” He got the side eye. Then, my parents and The Mister joined in on “What do you want with a composter?” Suddenly, it became very peculiar that little ol’ me was asking for one. I calmly explained to them that I heard that compost would be great for my pot lab in our shed and they all rolled their eyes.
In all seriousness, I’ve wanted a garden for a long time but I question it. The Mister was quick to remind me that mosquitos are my #1 fan and the sun is my #1 enemy. My mother nodded in agreement and then told me to tell everyone that I got a composter when they ask. I didn’t remind her than I’m not in middle school and people don’t ask me that, so I’m sharing this information here. Does it need to go back? Am I being naive?
Third, The Mister gave me a t-shirt from Natalie Dee. It has this printed on it.
I’ll wear it after I’ve done some Zumba.
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If you’re ever wondering what you should buy me, because you’re a nice person and I like gifts, I have some ideas below. You should buy yourself one too. We’ll be twinsies.
First, the shirt I would have worn
at frat parties in college.
Word to your mother because I’m not one.
For the imaginary runs I’m doing in my neighborhood.
If y’all only knew how much I dance around my house.
It’s not uncommon for me to yell “DANCE!” to a forceful degree and do my signature wiggle “move.” It’s an upgrade from my car dance. What’s important here is that I’m having a good time and dancing it out is good for the world.
Duh. I found everything good in life on Pinterest.
If you happen to be from Iowa, Raygun is your homeland. I’ve never seen so many Iowa and Mid-West references in all my life.
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