If you’re ever wondering what you should buy me, because you’re a nice person and I like gifts, I have some ideas below. You should buy yourself one too. We’ll be twinsies.
First, the shirt I would have worn at frat parties in college.
Word to your mother because I’m not one. 
For the imaginary runs I’m doing in my neighborhood.
If y’all only knew how much I dance around my house.
It’s not uncommon for me to yell “DANCE!” to a forceful degree and do my signature wiggle “move.” It’s an upgrade from my car dance. What’s important here is that I’m having a good time and dancing it out is good for the world.
Duh. I found everything good in life on Pinterest.
If you happen to be from Iowa, Raygun is your homeland. I’ve never seen so many Iowa and Mid-West references in all my life.
