I recently realized I haven’t provided you good people with any updates on the life of The Colonel Hoof-Hearted or “Pig.” He’s good. The vet even recently verified this information.
He’s the happiest pig to ever be at the vet.
He’s still showing off his privates.
He and his girlfriend, Hippo, are madly in love.
This means he licks her and uses her body as a headrest. He had a hard time pulling her up on the couch or bed with him as she’s on the bigger side. So, cheated on her for a little bit with the Ove Glove.
He finally came up with a system of how to get Hippo onto the couch and I needed the Ove Glove back. So, that was a short romance.
He’s been chillin’ at Lowes.
He watched the fireworks last week.
He’s sitting in the back of The Mister’s truck.
He loves being a man-bear-pug.
And we love him.
