If you’re ever wondering what you should buy me, because you’re a nice person and I like gifts, I have some ideas below. You should buy yourself one too. We’ll be twinsies.
First, the shirt I would have worn
at frat parties in college.
For the imaginary runs I’m doing in my neighborhood.
If y’all only knew how much I dance around my house.
It’s not uncommon for me to yell “DANCE!” to a forceful degree and do my signature wiggle “move.” It’s an upgrade from my car dance. What’s important here is that I’m having a good time and dancing it out is good for the world.
Duh. I found everything good in life on Pinterest.
If you happen to be from Iowa, Raygun is your homeland. I’ve never seen so many Iowa and Mid-West references in all my life.